Saturday, January 7
there is a clump of hair in my shower, I HATE CLUMPS OF HAIR IN MY SHOWER. not to mention a soaked bath mat and facial wash tubes strewn all over the floor coupled with saccharine sorta sweet goosebumps inducing giggles coming from downstairs. i've picked up her hair countless times except from when i'm super grumpy and hope she will pick it up the next morning but no..never always hogging the toilet, pooping with the door open using my dental floss and having the cheek to loudly exclaim t WHERE'S the DENTAL FLOSS? through the toilet door when i packed it for my cruise. i've contributed my fair share of nasty behavior too.. like squeezing the toothpaste ABSOLUTELY dry so she has to go to work without brushing teeth (or settle with mouthwash, ya see..use my mouthwash also) or taking 1 hour showers.
not sure but how i feel is that as a new comer aliciadear should adapt, i shouldn't have to compromise ANYTHING for her i'm used to nick knowing when i'm bathing and i'm also used to using the toilet for 2 hours .. yaknow slowly take my time bathe change moisturize floss wear retainers take up contacts all while watching 2 episodes of grey's anatomy.
she's so troublesome, and not even slightly cute, no value added-ness.. she's simply toiletry diminishing and mood wrecking. i would trade you for 10 puppies, or even 1, wouldn't mind a 5 year old menopausal shar-pei or geez, even a box of mealworms (ok maybe not mealworms are really gross and smelly) point is .. no point peeling crabs for ahma when everything else behind closed doors points to the fact that you really don't give a rat's ass about anything else but yours.



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12:54 AM
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